The Kingdom Suites Eviction Notice
Luxury Living at its Finest…
Due to multiple complaints, the following tenets have 72 hours to evacuate the premises or risk being forcefully removed and any articles left unclaimed will be considered abandoned property. These articles can include but are not limited to:
Temples, mosques, churches, synagogues, relics, reliquaries, and/or theocracies will be dismembered, dismantled and/or disappropriated (such as sovereign religious nations, as it impedes upon the religious values of the multitude of faiths and numerous nations of free people)
The following tenants are duly served:
- yhwh and his chosen people,
- Jesus, his mother Mary, innumerable saints and martyrs
- Allah, and his prophet
The aforementioned are being evicted from The Kingdom Suites. As this multi-residential housing unit is inhabited by a legion of other gods and goddesses it is in the best interest of our community to ensure they are no longer occupants due to:
- Fighting with their neighbors about who is the One True God,
- Fighting amongst themselves causing unrest and tension amongst all peoples,
- Destroying both public and private property
